Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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