your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

womans rights...

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

._____________________. Whale!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Anti Joke

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