- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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