- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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