- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Womens rights.

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