- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

AIDS.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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