- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

so...um, yeah

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's red, blue & green all over?

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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