An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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