Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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