- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A man walks into a bar

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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