why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Black people

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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