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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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