- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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