- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Will nearis is here! Get it

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*