what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Women's rights.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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