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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Rebecca Black sings a song.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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