Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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