- Anti Joke

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)