(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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