- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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