- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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