A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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