- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Shea's sty....

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

I have an idea! You leave.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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