Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

pobody's nerfect

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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