- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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