- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

all the kids had fun

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

it's funny because it's funny

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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