- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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