What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Are you a tree

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Poop

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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