If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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