What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

minorities.....

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Rebecca Black.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

feminine literature

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Miscarriages.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Anti Joke

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