- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

whats up and also down? your mum

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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