- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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