- Anti Joke

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot