What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

what is orange? an orange

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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