Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

a seal walks into a club.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

woman's lacrosse

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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