knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A gay man watches football.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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