- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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