How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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GOODBYE

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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