- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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