How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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