Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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