- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

"Knock knock." "Come in."

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Banana Hamock.

the sky is green no it is not

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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