What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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