Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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