Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Anti Joke

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