what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

My dad

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

No

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

kk

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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