- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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