8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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