Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Basically

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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