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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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