What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

An Aisian failed a test

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Anti Joke

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