- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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