- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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