- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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