- Anti Joke

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you make the general public confused? ...

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Punching a baby

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side