- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

i hate black people

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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