Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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