Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A man did not like this site

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

whats my name? Matt

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c-? men, C-men

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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