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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"