- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Stop Spam Read Books

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Chuck Norris is dead......

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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