Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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mark is religion

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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