- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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