Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Microwave

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Matt is a Duster!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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