So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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