- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Justin Bieber.

where's mom I killed her

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