why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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your face is kinda funny

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Do the roar!

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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People...

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Women's rights.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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