What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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