- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Sex vagina. lol.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

mikey is cute

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are flowers.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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