A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father ****s on his desk.

A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

i had sex.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

a. why? b. because

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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