What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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