- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Neither have I

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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