Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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