- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Neither have I

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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