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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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bangers and mash?

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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