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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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