What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Please? No.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Woman's Rights

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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