Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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