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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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