- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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