- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Shea's sty....

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Good afternoon.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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