- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

so...um, yeah

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

WILLY

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??