- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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