Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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