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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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