- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

. . I am a whale

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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