Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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