- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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