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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

this is stupid .... yep

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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