- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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