- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

knock, knock whos there child molestor

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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