- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

2 + 2 = 4

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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