Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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