- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the dog die? He was old

My parents died!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

5 people are walking

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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