Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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