What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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