Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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